GroovyBrew Beer Reviews by Jerry J. Davis » Beer Fun

Beer Robot!

Jerry — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 19:59:25 +0000

And now for something completely different…

Jerry — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 23:57:46 +0000

My friend Brad just said to me, “Alcohol-free beer, is like orgasm-free sex.”

I have to admit he has a point there.

On a totally unrelated note, I thought I’d share this little Onion Radio News bit with you. It’s about a new cereal for the poor, but having said that, it’s actually quite on topic for this publication. Listen and you’ll see why…

A Drinking Buddy is a Drinking Buddy

Jerry — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:50:45 +0000

…no matter what species he is.

Photo from here by way of here.

Two Brothers Giant Economy Size Variety Pack

Jerry — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 06:26:41 +0000

I picked up one of these “giant economy size” variety packs from my new favorite local brewery, Two Brothers, in Warrenville IL.

It was actually quite cheap when you factor out the $25,000 return deposit on the carton.

Hope everyone in the USA had a wonderful 4th of July!

Beer Investment Program

Jerry — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:39:17 +0000

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

It’s called the 401-Keg.

Beer Tracker

Jerry — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 02:24:00 +0000

Ran into this at the local beer emporium…

If necessity is the mother of invention, this inventor is a serious candidate for AA.

Bears and Beers

Jerry — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 15:41:29 +0000

I absolutely love this.

This is a must-have tee shirt. Click graphic for link.

"Beer Deer"

Jerry — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:09:35 +0000

Recently observed while walking around Helsinki.

You can be a beer drinking idiot, too!

Jerry — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 01:38:00 +0000

I am so tempted.

I’m not sure if it’s that I want their home-brew products, or if I just love their ads so much.

And here’s a question … why is it that beer ads which make beer drinkers look like idiots, actually work?

Is it, like, we want to drink beer and be idiots?

I have to assume the answer to that is yes. I mean, really. Look how popular Homer Simpson is.

MakeBeer.net

Beer Flow Charts

Jerry — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 16:11:22 +0000

I stumbled upon these this afternoon and had to share them. “Thank God you’re a Man,” is the theme.

(click to enlarge)