Beer Fun
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And now for something completely different…
Posted by Jerry on 28 Feb 2010 | Tagged as: Beer Fun
My friend Brad just said to me, “Alcohol-free beer, is like orgasm-free sex.”
I have to admit he has a point there.
On a totally unrelated note, I thought I’d share this little Onion Radio News bit with you. It’s about a new cereal for the poor, but having said that, it’s actually quite on topic for this publication. Listen and you’ll see why…
Two Brothers Giant Economy Size Variety Pack
Posted by Jerry on 05 Jul 2009 | Tagged as: Beer Fun
I picked up one of these “giant economy size” variety packs from my new favorite local brewery, Two Brothers, in Warrenville IL.
It was actually quite cheap when you factor out the $25,000 return deposit on the carton.
Hope everyone in the USA had a wonderful 4th of July!
Beer Investment Program
Posted by Jerry on 22 Apr 2009 | Tagged as: Beer Fun
- If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
- If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
- If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It’s called the 401-Keg.
Beer Tracker
Posted by Jerry on 21 Apr 2009 | Tagged as: Beer Fun
Ran into this at the local beer emporium…
If necessity is the mother of invention, this inventor is a serious candidate for AA.
You can be a beer drinking idiot, too!
Posted by Jerry on 21 Jan 2009 | Tagged as: Beer Fun
I am so tempted.
I’m not sure if it’s that I want their home-brew products, or if I just love their ads so much.
And here’s a question … why is it that beer ads which make beer drinkers look like idiots, actually work?
Is it, like, we want to drink beer and be idiots?
I have to assume the answer to that is yes. I mean, really. Look how popular Homer Simpson is.
Beer Flow Charts
Posted by Jerry on 03 Jan 2009 | Tagged as: Beer Fun
I stumbled upon these this afternoon and had to share them. “Thank God you’re a Man,” is the theme.
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