Bio-Beer Can Make You Live Longer

Apparently scientists at Rice University have created a beer designed to extend your life.

We already know that beer is good for you, and also there is a very good chance that we owe our entire civilization to the discovery of how to make beer.  Now these brainiacs turn it into a wonder drug.

Are we living in the new Golden Age or what?

I hereby proclaim the Bio-Beer team at Rice, everyone on the project, as groovy.